i don't like sucking hair
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What did we do last night that was yellow?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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