respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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