god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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