that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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