Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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