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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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