I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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