I just made out with a guy for $7.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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