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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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