there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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