Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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