i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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