i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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