no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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