You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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