too bad you live with your parents still
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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