It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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