Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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