and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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