Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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