apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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