It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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