return my video game
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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