it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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