I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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