You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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