If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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