never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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