Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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