any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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