Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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