I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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