I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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