so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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