Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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