It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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