Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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