so that wasnt chicken after all
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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