If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
