Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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