so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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