I cut my penus on the lid.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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