Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Two words: blizzard sex
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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