So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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