whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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