I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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