Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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