Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I need moral support for this bender
Sorry my hands just texted you
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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