When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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