she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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