I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So apparently I’m into choking now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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