There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
