No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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