gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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