By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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